Plate Torso



Description The bestest clank you will ever slap around yer wobbly fleshfolds! 66% better than the crap worn by Leathery people and only useable by the one true class, Fighters! Plate will Shatner-girdle you from all middle-aged spillages, is wipe-clean in case of "accidents" and provides a handy snack container in the gaps where the muscles you used to have in your long-lost youth once were.

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